I get to be the bad guy. You get to be the hero who hands out treats. File under “reasons cat groomers exist”. I love this little cat. She USUALLY loves me.
I hold cats like they’re babies. And I’ll do it again. You can tell she loves it. Do you read “The Onion”? Funny chart about cat sitters.
Titus enjoys fly fishing and trips to Alaska during salmon season. The Baltimore Orioles are his favorite team. He would like to meet a sporty Calico who shares his interests.
I love the upper east side. Even the stuffed animals have chauffeurs.
I like to spoil my kitty clients. They quickly learn that I am at their beck and call. They know they have a right to daily brushing, playtime, baths, mani-pedi’s and their favorite food. It’s in the Kitty Bill of Rights. What, you haven’t heard of the Kitty Bill of Rights?
Q. How can I achieve the sleek and svelte look of a New York cat groomer? What do cat groomers eat for breakfast? A. Nothing. Food slows us down. We must be fleet of foot, like the gazelle. B. This. or this You’re welcome.