The Cat Groomer Diet

Posted bySpiffy Kitty House Call Cat GroomingPosted inHumor, Nutrition

Q. How can I achieve the sleek and svelte look of a New York cat groomer?  What do cat groomers eat for breakfast?

A.

Nothing.  Food slows us down. We must be fleet of foot, like the gazelle.

B.

This.

Pink stuff on cinnamon bagel
Pink stuff on cinnamon bagel

Bagel

or this

Nutritious glazed donut with nutritious filling
Nutritious glazed donut with nutritious filling

You’re welcome.

Published by Spiffy Kitty House Call Cat Grooming

I groom cats in your own home. I do everthing needed for a soft, clean cat. Claw trims to prevent painful scratches and damaged furniture. Brushing to prevent furballs and matting. Rear-end trims to keep things clean after the litter box visit. Baths for soft, shiny fur. Clients praise my calm, gentle yet firm attitude. Cat sitting visits last 1/2 hour. Daily photo, fresh food and water, playtime, cuddles. A true "cat nanny".

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